Friday, November 8, 2019

RAPID FIRE REVIEWS: November 8th, 2019



MRMOVIESETC REVIEWS:

“Tucker: The Man and His Dream” (1988)


“The Godfather” trilogy, “Apocalypse Now”, “Bram Stoker’s Dracula”, and nestled in-between all those for Director Francis Ford Coppola was “Tucker”; a biopic about Preston Tucker and his automobile lovechild creation – the Tucker Torpedo – back in 1948. While seemingly an odd choice for a man whom became legendary thanks to the other stylish aforementioned titles, Coppola did also place his name on other films lighter in tone, like “Jack”, “The Outsiders”, and “The Rainmaker”. Still, it’s understandable how a viewer could be a little underwhelmed with “Tucker” at first with its straightforward, no frills storytelling about the man that many, me included, know little about and yet had a huge impact on automobiles and the automobile industry as we know it.

In all honesty it is an interesting story, and I can imagine Coppola was able to produce it with relative ease having a talent like Jeff Bridges behind the wheel as the industry underdog, Preston Tucker. However, if it is a stout education you’re looking for, “Tucker” probably isn’t going to give you anything more than a taste despite doing a good job keeping all the Hollywood-isms to a minimum.

This isn’t a film that exactly has or ever will jump off the page next to Coppola’s other filmography, but definitely feels like a passion project all the same. For those into this type of subject matter, I suspect you might get the same general pleasure out of it as I did.

“Tucker: The Man and His Dream”: 7/10




“Stuber” (2019)


Damn, I’ve been trying to think of what “Stuber” reminded me of after watching it the other day, and now it finally hit me – this film is the gorier version of 2012’s “21 Jump Street”; only not quite as good. Yes, granted, there have been plenty of action comedies both before and after that time, but the two counterparts – both physically and emotionally – eventually bonding and teaming up to stop a deadly drug ring with tons of physical comedy along the way kind of speaks for itself, no?

Don’t get me wrong, Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani are excellent together and are the driving force of making this whole thing work, overall. Having Bautista’s character be almost completely blind throughout the duration was also a nice touch to hinder what would normally be effortless badass-ery for him. There’s little worthy argument at this point against the fact that we have likely already seen the full depths of Bautista’s acting ability, but he has such a stoically comical demeanor that it could probably work for him for a long time as long as he can be dropped into intriguing surroundings to use it in. The same can be said for Nanjiani, whom is displaying a lot of the same mannerisms here as he did in “The Big Sick” a few years ago, but he’s so damn endearing it’s hard not to be in his character’s corner.

As for the rest of “Stuber”, like I said, outside the particular character attributes, the story borrows a lot from similar comedies that came before it, and while Stu’s arc had a better subtext conclusion than Vic’s, there really wasn’t much else to grab hold onto. By no means, though, does it fail as a comedy. Plenty of laughs registered throughout, and while it was a one-time watch for me undoubtedly, I can recommend it at least as a rental.

“Stuber”: 7.5/10




“Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw” (2019)


“Hpbbs and Shaw”, because I am most definitely not spelling that whole obnoxious title out every time, is a textbook example of a potentially fun spin-off gone wrong because, goddamn it, Hollywood just gots to have that sequel, y’all. Outside of a few bright spots, this film is phoned-in and inexcusably boring, and by phoned-in, I’m not talking about the cast. Dwayne, Jason, Idris, and Vanessa are all in and looking to have had a grand ol’ time on the set driving fast cars and blowing shit up.

At the end of the day, I was completely fine with that, and truly, that’s all I wanted out of this. I wanted to see a bunch of goofy banter between Johnson and Statham, and watch Elba go off the chain as a new breed of Terminator bent on annihilating the weakest of humans so he can rebuild the remaining humans as the new partially-mechanical super race while Hobbs and Shaw attempt to stop him.

Oh. Yeah. That one sentence summarizes the whole plot for a two-plus hour movie, by the way. I have nothing in the slightest against longer movies, you know, as long as they’re not pumped full of forty-five minutes worth of a filler just to end up at a non-ending that you can and will see coming at about, eh, the ten-minute mark. It starts to become even more painful when the Second Act starts and it becomes glaringly apparent that the script has already run out of gas with the two lead gents recycling jokes and punching their way out of the same group brawl for the sixth or seventh time. Thankfully, once the Third Act hits and the scenery changes to Samoa, the movie does get a second wind of redemption for about a minute until all the ideas there are similarly spent entirely too quickly.

Ugh. How can a movie designed for mindless viewing piss me off this much? I know like everyone else in the back of mind that this was a cash grab, but with the original “Fast” series already raking in a stupid amount of money, did we really need a whole second branch of sequels? Apparently, Universal says “Yes”. I think I’m going to get off this ride now and stay off.

“Hobbs and Shaw”: 4/10

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